Bondara Wiggly Wabbit 10 Function Rotating Rabbit Vibrator Review (Blog)
It’s not often you’ll hear me say a toy brought me to tears. Toys have done many a wonderful thing to my sensibilities, but tears? NEVER! Not until my pussoir became acquainted with this absolute gem.
I’ve been spilling the tea on sex toys for you guys since 2017 and in those years, I’ve developed enough of an eye for them that I can tell what’s gonna slap on sight. Exhibit A, Bondara’s new Wiggly Wabbit 10 Function Rotating Rabbit Vibrator, the wonderous device that Bondara were wonderful enough to gift the attendees of my How To Live Your Best Heaux Life: Bag Gyalentines workshop at The Punch Room in The Edition Hotel on the 19th of February.
They let me browse the site and select what I wanted to gift you guys and we landed on my current sideman. In my brain, anything that stimulates more than one part of you is almost always a winner and if it has a rotating function, take it to the championships! To all of you who were lucky enough to get one, you’re welcome.
SPECIFICATIONS
10 clitoral vibration settings
4 rotation functions
4 rows of rotating beads in the shaft
Dual vibrating motors
Waterproof
Made from body safe silicone and ABS
Magnetic USB rechargeable
4.5 inches insertable length (9 inches in total) with a 1.43 inch diameter
EXPERIENCE
Is it weird to be emotionally attached to a toy? Is this what the men fear when they say we’re trying to replace them with machines, because why do I want to tell it how my day was and make sure it’s eaten?
I warmed myself up with one of my latest spicy BookTok book obsessions, the Ice Planet Barbarian series by Ruby Dixon (a big, blue alien smut series with 20+ books that has me looking at the Avatar movies with brand new eyes) before I decided I was ready and raring to go with, you guessed it, QUESTIONABLE AUDIO PORN. This week’s audio was a medical/breeding roleplay with a naughty doctor (new kink unlocked…stop judging me lol).
I tried to use my trusty, ‘hold the toy between my thighs so I can use my hands for other, more sinister things,’ trick, but that didn’t work for the Wabbit. When I released my thighs, giving it more room to twirl about, the ergonomic design of the shaft allowed it to burrow into the perfect spot where I could have happily left it. Unfortunately, I am a sadist and must subject myself to the most intense feelings possible, so I began to thrust with it.
LORDT!
What made the sensation so sensational was the combination of the rotating head that stirs your pussoir like a cauldron (because it’s magical) making sure that it locates your g-spot, combined with the rotating beads that massage your walls near your entrance -the most sensitive part of your vaginal canal. Pair that with the powerful vibrations from the chonky bunny shaped stimulator that titillates your clitoris, some of your surrounding vulval area (depending on how you position it) and also travels up the already active shaft, and it’s a recipe for your undoing.
I’d intended to indulge in the full experience of the toy, past more than the first 2 settings and climax when the Dr instructed me to, but I didn’t even make it halfway through the audio. I tried to slow my breathing and stopped moving the toy, but it was too late. I was too far gone. I saw the light and it was blinding. My eyes rolled back, my toes pointed, and I did that weird ‘possessed by a demon’ back arch move where you involuntarily lift your body off the bed in mock levitation -you know the one. The feeling kept building and I squeezed my eyes shut, baffled by just how amazing this felt…
…Then it happened. That lone tear sprouted up and ran down my face, accompanied by a burst of endorphins that made me want to sing as I cleaned the house, but also, roll over and go to sleep.
That day, the Wiggly Wabbit said to me, “I’m your sexy Dr man now!” and I said, “Yes sir.”
The orgasm that this toy delivered, was wholly unexpected. Did I think I would have a great climatic experience? Yes. Did I expect to shed ACTUAL TEARS? No! When that singular euphoric tear of ecstasy ran down my face, I didn’t even do my usual dramatic ‘throw the toy across the room because I need it to stop’ nonsense, I left it on right where it was continued to ride the wave of JOY because I NEVER WANTED IT TO END (the Dr was still going and so was I). Sadly, it did end. I got greedy for another heaven-sent climax and thought I could get away without charging it beforehand (I could not). I laid there with it nestled inside my loins until the battery tapped out.
FINAL THOUGHTS
I’ve yet to come across a rotating toy that has mastered the art of SILENCE. I will admit that the whirring sound did make me a little apprehensive to use it when there were other people in the house, but upon further testing, it’s only about 30 decibels (it’s quiet) and when I turned it on and stood on the other side of my door, I couldn’t hear it at all, which you can see for yourself if you watch the video version of this review.
The unboxing experience wasn’t much to write home about. I’m a packaging whore, so the resealable foil bag with the toy and charging cable inside wasn’t a moment for me, but to be fair, Bondara probably sent it to me like that as I had over 30 toys delivered at once. Their toys usually come in their signature branded black and pink boxes. With that being said, if you just want a really good f*cking toy and don’t care for the fluff of packaging, forget everything I just said lol.
The Wiggly Wabbit has everything else that I love going for it; ease of use, easy to clean, waterproof, rechargeable, body safe, not too loud and a fantastic user experience. If you’ve used a sex toy before and want to kick things up a notch, Bondara’s Wiggly Wabbit is a great addition to your collection. For those of you who are beginners (as in you’ve never owned a toy at all), I wouldn’t recommend starting with this toy, but if you did, I reckon you’d have a good time. For those of you with disabilities, it doesn’t cater for a totally hands-free experience, if that’s what you require, but if you are able to use your hands this is fantastic.
I give the Wiggly Wabbit 5/5 stars (that should have been obvious the moment I said it made me cry lol).
The Bondara Wiggly Wabbit 10 Function Rotating Rabbit Vibrator retails for £42.99 (look out for coupon codes and deals on Bondara’s website as they usually have some great discounts).
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