LELO SORAYA WAVE REVIEW
In 2017, I sat in my room in one of my signature satin slip dresses and filmed my first ever sex toy review on my YouTube channel. The toy in question was the LELO Sona Cruise. Three years later I have the pleasure of giving you another LELO review! We love a full circle moment! *clinks our fancy champagne flutes together in a fancy way*. I could go on with all my many feels about this, but you didn’t come here for that, you came to get the tea on the LELO Soraya Wave rabbit vibe, and your Fairy-Heaux Muva is now serving.
*clears throat delicately*
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This week I’m reviewing the Soraya Wave from luxury sexual wellness brand, LELO. As I’m obsessively familiar with LELO products (that was a masturbation joke), I had high hopes for this toy before I even knew what it was capable of. When I discovered what it proposed to do to my beloved pussoir, I released one of those high-pitched, over-enthusiastic ‘Oooo’ sounds. When I show you the specs of this gorgeous pleasure device, you too shall make the ‘Oooo’ sound.
If you’re joining the Haus of Unfamous for the first time, this is how my reviews go; I’ll run you through the specs of the toy, let you know how I found it, give you my final thoughts and round it off with my 5 star rating system. Simples! Now, let’s get into this LELO Soraya Wave review, * Denzel Dion voice *shall we darling!
Lady in lingerie holding her LELO Soraya Wave rabbit vibrator.
SPECIFICATIONS
Dual ended rabbit vibrator with 8 settings
WaveMotion Technology
Made from ultra soft, body safe, premium silicone and ABS plastic
Insertable length: 4.3 inches
Colour options: Midnight Blue, Deep Rose and Black
USB rechargeable (2 hours of charging gives you up to 2 hours of play, with a standby time of up to 90 days)
100% Waterproof
Sound metre score: 50 decibels (quiet office)
Dimensions: (L) 218 x (H)72 x (D)46 mm
1 year warranty & 10 year quality guarantee
MY EXPERIENCE
Unboxing a LELO product is a luxury unboxing dream. From the sleek black and gold foil accented packaging, to the sumptuous slow release effect when you remove the lid, to the first time you get the product in your eager hands and feel the satin finish of the silicone against your skin…and if you’re a human magpie like me, twisting it around in different angles and gleefully observing the shine of the gold finishes. You lift the corner of the logo embossed rectangle to reveal the white USB charging cable, then remove the rest of the inner packaging to unfold your LELO storage bag (you know she loves a storage bag. 10 points to Gryffindor!). Along with it are the small black warranty card to register your product, the instruction manual and the sample packet of ‘Personal Moisturizer’ -you lot know I love renaming shit to make it sound fancier, so calling lube ‘personal moisturizer’ is right up my alley of extraness. It’s all so eloguint, that when holding the adult pleasure device, you should hold your pinky finger up whilst stimulating your pussoir to align your vibrations (both physically and metaphysically) with LELO’s *sips champagne*.
After going through an indulgent pre-self-love routine, which included vanilla scented candles, incense burning to cleanse my space, a well-deserved (debateable) glass of wine and Sade playing in the background to cover the sounds of my beloved pornography, I took Soraya (we’re on a first name basis now) off of her charger. Can I just say -it’s even more gorgeous when it’s charging and the lights are pulsating (this sounds sexual…I’m into it). Just pretty af, for no reason!
As always, I gave my new toy a wash in some soapy water (please make sure you do this with every new toy before and after use), held down the central power button…then screamed and sent my friend a video, yelling, “BRUV, WHAT THE FUCK! BITCH, DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT! OH MY GAWD!” with more glee in my voice than socially acceptable for a sex toy. When she saw what it could do, she burst into song. True story.
Then it was time. I got into bed, applied a generous amount of lube, put on some audio porn (she felt classy today) and turned it on.
Lady in lingerie holding her LELO Soraya Wave rabbit vibrator.
OH. MY. F*CKING. GAWD!
Fancy faces…I…I’m speechless! I was not prepared. Like…my body was buzzing with light energy -trust me, I know that sounds theatrical, but I swear on my clitoris, a sex toy has NEVER done that to me before. THAT ADULT PLEASURE DEVICE GAVE A HEAUX A MULTIPLE ORGASM THAT LASTED FOR OVER A MINUTE AND NOW I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF!
*Breathes*
Wow…*shakes head and smiles to self* Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow! This shit is worth every penny. Bitch, my arms and legs feel like jelly. I am amazed that I’m even able to type this right now, because I need to take a nap!
But you get it, I [am in] LOVE [with] it, so let’s move along.
This is what it actually does (lol); the dual ended vibrator has a clitoral and g-spot stimulator (4.3 inches). Now this is the magic of it; the g-spot stimulator employs LELO’s toe curling WaveMotion technology that makes it perform a sort of ‘come hither’ motion as it you were in the hands of a skilled luvah. The clitoral stimulator is just as impressive, as it performs a motion that I’ve never witnessed before. It has the standard vibration feature, but then there’s this one setting, yeah, where da ting just does a madness, blud! It’s like, instead of vibrating, it moves in an erratic circle for short time intervals (I couldn’t focus long enough to count how long because I was ENJOYING).
Very easy to use! There are three buttons along the front of the handle in a vertical pattern -a (+) speed, a (()) power and a (-) speed button. Simply hold down the power button for a few seconds, release it and it’s on. To change the pattern, press the power button and to make it faster or slower, use the speed controls. The handle of the toy is oval with a gap in the centre so that you can get a comfortable hold of it -not that you’ll need it. Once I inserted it and found the setting I wanted (the one that does the mad ting, on a high speed), I found that I didn’t need to hold it at all. I kept it in place with my thighs, laid back and enjoyed the wondrous ride it took me on, which makes me think it may be suitable for a broader range of abilities.
LELO Soraya Wave rabbit vibrator.
FINAL THOUGHTS
That orgasm wins all of the ‘Orgasm Induced by Vibrator’ awards. I feel like Charlotte from that episode of Sex and the City where she gets addicted to her sex toy. I keep making eye contact with it.
Pros and cons time!
Pros, it is a real-life luxury toy in every aspect, so in regard to the device itself, the pros are EVERYTHING. It’s gorgeous, waterproof, body safe and USB rechargeable, which make it great for both you and the environment, it’s innovative and THE (MULTIPLE) ORGASMS IT GIVES YOU *praise hands* HALLELOO!
Cons, you guys know I like to be very honest in my critiques and I have to say that the Soraya is really, really, REALLY good, but the price tag may put some people off. As I mentioned, it is a luxury toy. The LELO Soraya Wave rabbit vibrator comes in at £229.00. If you can afford it and you want to treat yourself to the best mechanically induced orgasm that I personally have ever experienced in my life, go for it. If not, Christmas is coming, so put this on your wish list or maybe even on your gift list if you want to treat a friend or your partner.
5 star rating: For the first time in Drag Race Herstory, it’s 10s, 10s, 10s ACROSS THE BOARD! Yes. 10 stars.
If you would like to get your very own LELO Soraya Wave rabbit vibrator, click here.
And to LELO, thank you for sponsoring this review. I thoroughly enjoyed testing this lol.