TRACY'S DOG DUAL VIBRATOR SUCTION VIBE | SEX TOY REVIEW (BLOG POST)
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This week I’m reviewing a new gem from Your Pleasure Toys – the official UK sellers of the infamous Tracy’s Dog Next Generation suction vibrator (check out my review for it here) that took the internet (and our vaginas) by storm -#WAP
Introducing the Tracy's Dog Dual Vibrator Suction Vibe; the 3-in-1 wand vibrator built to fulfil your every whim, even the whims you didn’t know you had. I’ll run you through the specs of the toy, let you know how I found it, give you my final thoughts and round it off with my 5 star rating system. Sound good? Okay, let’s get into it!
SPECIFICATIONS
Dual ended wand vibrator with 20 settings (10 tapping and 10 vibration patterns)
Additional suction wrap for clitoral suction stimulation
Made from silicone
USB rechargeable (2 hours of charging gives you 1 hour 30 minutes of play)
Waterproof
Dimensions: (L) 216 x (H) 75 x (D) 35mm
Sound metre score: 30 decibels (whisper quiet)
MY EXPERIENCE
When YPT reached out, I was excited AF to review another one of their products because that original Tracy’s Dog toy SLAPPED DIFFERENTLY, but b*tch…this sh*t right here -SHE (my pussoir) WASN’T READYYYYYYYY! This ain’t no regular wand, heaux *flips hair and looks seductively at imaginary camera* it’s a Tracy’s Dog wand and BABYYYY, they have mastered it! The beauty of this toy is in its versatility -it taps, its sucks, it f*cks and we have no choice but to stan.
The day it blessed my doorstep is the same day it blessed these brown sugar walls, henny, ‘cause a heaux was EXCITED! Just by looking at it, I knew it was finna do damage!
I washed it with soap and water (it is imperative that you wash all toys before your first use), got comfortable, opened the incognito tab in my phone and popped on a string of weird porn clips, slathered my bits and the toy in Tracy’s Dog water-based lube (water-based lube is the best for your toys because it won’t make the silicone deteriorate) and got to work…get it…’cause I’m a sex toy reviewer…it’s my job to…anyway.
To turn it on, hold down the power button in the centre for 4 seconds. Next, press either the button on the right with the squiggly line for the g-spot stimulator, or the button on the left for the tapping/suction effect.
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I was most excited about using the clitoral suction sleeve because she loves a clitoral suction moment (via a toy or otherwise). The way it works is, you align the suction hole in the sleeve over the embossed pad on the wand head that provides the tapping sensation. Once switched on, the tapping motion moves back and forth, thus creating the suction effect. The hole is wide enough to encapsulate your clitoris without struggling through that weird over-fiddly phase of trying to fit it on properly. It latched on and made me thank God for the evolution of fem-tech. I didn’t even make it past the first setting the first time around. Honestly it could just be solely setting number 1 and I would be happy. I’m not gonna lie, the next few times I tried it after that, I had every intention of exploring more of what this bad boy could do, but if it ain’t broke…don’t change the settings.
I did eventually get around to removing the silicone suction wrap and testing the wand raw.
SIS!
You see this tapping setting *all the praise hand emojis*. It’s not as intense as the suction mode, but it is just as dangerous. The oval pad on the head of the wand allows the whole head to vibrate, so you can tease yourself with that sensation before cranking it up a notch with the tapping. I found that when I placed it against the underside of my clitoris and angled it so that it would essentially flick it upwards, it aided my ‘arrival’ most efficaciously. If I liked it before, I loved it now and I still hadn’t explored all 3 functions.
Eventually I flipped it over to use the g-spot stimulator. I find these to be very hit or miss. The way one’s pussoir is set up, I enjoy a nice, deep curve, so I was unsure that the dildo end of the wand would meet my standards.
Unsure for what? It. Was. HITTING *slams fist into palm to emphasise my point*!
The tail of the g-spot stimulator has a cheeky little flick to it that emulates the ‘come hither’ motion of the hands of a skilled luvah when you keep the strokes shallow. I’m all for ramming myself in the cervix when the mood takes me, but I found that I enjoyed it much more when I used the g-spot stimulator to stimulate my g-spot…like I’m supposed to because that’s literally what it’s made for.
Now for the bad bits…there are none!
FINAL THOUGHTS
The Tracy's Dog Dual Vibrator Suction Vibe won itself a place in my bedside draw (if you watch my reviews, you know that I reserve this spot for my faves) and my heart…and by my heart I mean my vagina.
It’s body safe, USB rechargeable -which is much better for the environment than battery operated toys -it gives you orgasming options, and it’s affordable (currently on sale for £39.99). What’s not to like?
The Tracy's Dog Dual Vibrator Suction Vibe gets the full ride, mate. 5 stars!
If you’re interested in grabbing one for yourself, click here.
You’re welcome in advance, darling *sips champagne*.