LELO F1S V2 MALE MASTURBATOR REVIEW | MR'S OPINION
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If you are new here, Scotty Unfamous is sitting this one out. I’m the partner in crime to the Sexfluencer extraordinaire, you know, the one who taught her how to live her best heaux life and schooled her in smut. If you’ve been here before, welcome back, miss. This one is for your gentlemen familiar, so grab a chair and allow me to regale you with a tale to pass on.
Today in my debut, we explore the brand new, hi-tech release from the gods of futurist pleasure products over at LELO –the F1S V2 male masturbator.
LELO F1S V2 in an industrial setting.
Take the wheel, feel the engine power take over your cockpit as you race to orgasm. Did I mention that it’s version two? More on that in a bit.
For the new additions to the Haus of Unfamous Mr’s Opinion, I’ll run you through the specs of the toy, let you know how I found it, give you my final thoughts and round it off with my 5 star rating system. Elementary.
Specifications
Dual-motor penis sleeve equipped with LELO’s Sensonic and Cruise Control technology (sonic waves that allow for deeper, gentler stimulation)
Pliable surface area for deep pleasure
Internal length of 4.3 inches
Internal girth max of 5.9 inches
Careless whisper to chatty patty (30 – 60 decibels)
Made from extra soft, body-safe silicone, ABS plastic and aluminium alloy
Simple 3 button interface (power/function, increase and decrease)
USB rechargeable
100% waterproof
1 year warranty with a 10 year quality guarantee
Available in 2 colours (Matte Black-Red or Gunmetal-Midnight Blue)
Within the sleek designed black box debossed with premium gold foil, you will find a USB charging cable, a 5ml LELO personal moisturiser sachet, a manual, and a warranty registration card.
LELO F1S V2 male masturbator on a bed with the contents of the box (includes usb charging cable, sachet of LELO Personal Moisturiser, warranty card and instruction manual.
My Experience
My opinion on sex toys for us Y chromosome carriers, are mixed. Some are good, some are terrible and some, I feel, have been designed without true understanding of the penis-owner in mind. I mean sex toys are for vulva-owners, right? Since whatever age, our right hands (or left hands for false second player mode), some porn and a bunch of tissues are all that we need when we need a solo release, some may say. Throughout the internet you will find many a soul tell you that some strokers and sleeves are the single males saviour, the crevice to rule all crevices! Why, you don’t even have to kiss them back! Pay no attention to these people, there is nothing in this world that will ever replace p***y. Ever. But it turns out these toys aren’t ‘just for girls’.
This is my second experience with a vibrating sleeve, the previous being LELO’s older model, the F1S Developers Kit. It was a cool concept and even had an app to control the device, but the second version is a MASSIVE improvement. I wouldn’t say that the predecessor was bad, it just didn’t get me… there, you know? Let’s discuss its tip-tantalising upgrade.
I opened the box and took out a cylindrical device that could’ve been mistaken for a Bluetooth speaker or a cousin of Amazon Alexa. It has a blue trim opening at the top for insertion and a small see-through window on its side. A smart, minimalist designed male masturbator for the ‘modern man’. I gave it a wash it in some soapy water and put it on charge, whilst I engaged in some much-needed warm-up stimulation with ‘You’ll-never-guess-who’.
Stood at attention, I tore open the packet of LELO’s Personal Moisturiser and eased myself in…it was a tight fit. I must stress, if you are wider than your average, use a lot of lube and expect some childish air escaping noises.
Once I inserted myself in its soft, cool, hugging frame (with a little hanging out mind as it’s a bit short), I pressed the on button at the top twice, watched a sequence of white lights flicker around its rim, then the vibrations started. A cool blue haze illuminated the side window, giving me a view of myself inside the device as strong pulsating waves shot down the tip of my d*** to the lower levels of my shaft, where contrasting sensations were occurring. I mashed the increase intensity button until the dual vibrations reached its max and got busy.
LELO F1s V2 male masturbator in the background with a bottle of LELO Personal Moisturiser in the front.
Now, this is where new F1S V2 and the original F1S Developers Kit differ -the rhythm settings. The older version has one constant vibration setting with increase and decrease buttons, whereas the new model has FOUR toe-curling vibration settings, and they are epic! The modes range from a constant buzz from the dual-action motors, a softer to harder synchronisation, a one–two tip/shaft switch and a slow build-up of intensifying vibrations setting. The wonderful vibrations of the Sensonic dual-motors make it more of an oral sex simulator, than a true stroker, with the bottom one acting as a sort of tongue and the top one emulating squeezing down an oesophagus. Still, I made it work (with help from Scotty’s feet that were pushed in my face) and achieved an extremely shuddering and pleasurable orgasm. Wonderful!
I gave it another try a few days later, without outside human help. I won’t lie, after getting lubed up, opening up a few tabs on my preferred porn sites and getting to work, this s*** made me nut in less than 5 minutes. Between alternating my attention from the phone screen to the visual stretching happening behind the glow of plastic window, setting 3 delivered the final blow.
Party done!
Final Thoughts
So, it seems we have a winner. Am I surprised? Yes. The F1S V2 male masturbator came through on absolute violence, with huge, exciting improvements to its more monotonous older brother -4.5 stars. Now for my pros and cons.
Pros: A design that’s luxurious enough to sit on a shelf or desk incognito in your bedroom, it’s intense, waterproof and one or two of its settings will definitely surprise you. Wonderful BJ simulator.
Cons: Not being able to add pressure to grip because of its shell, a bit tight/short. It’s more of a stimulator than a stroker.
And that, is Mr’s Opinion. The F1S V2 is great for solo sessions or for play with a partner. I highly recommend it.
The LELO F1S V2 comes in at £195. It’s an extraordinary product, one well worth the penny if you can afford it, so if you want to test drive the motors, click here.
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Mr.