LELO ENIGMA DUAL VIBRATOR REVIEW
LELO Enigma, Premium Toy Cleaner and Personal Moisturiser.
When I saw this toy, the first thing I said was, ‘It looks like the Sona Cruise on crack!” and BABY!!! I knew that this new release from LELO (winner of the 2021 XBIZ Europa Luxury Brand of the Year Award) was about to be on some next level s*** that my ovaries were not prepared for.
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Today we’re discussing the brand new release from the luxury adult pleasure product powerhouse that is LELO -the ENIGMA. Whisper it to yourself; Enigmaaaa... so mysterious, so sensual. I’m about to unveil that mystery for you, because this is another LELO-induced orgasm that you need to know about.
For the new additions to the Haus of Unfamous, this is how my reviews go; I’ll run you through the specs of the toy, let you know how I found it, give you my final thoughts and round it off with my 5 star rating system. Simples!
Lelo Enigma. storage pouch, USB charger cable, warranty card, manual and Personal Moisturiser sample sachet.
Specifications
Dual-stimulation vibrator equipped with LELO’s Sensonic technology (sonic waves that allow for deeper, gentler stimulation)
Ergonomic design made to fit the internal and external contours of your body
Insertable length of 5.5 inches
Whisper quiet (30 decibels)
Made from extra soft, body-safe silicone and ABS plastic
Simple 3 button interface (power/function, increase and decrease)
USB rechargeable
100% waterproof
1 year warranty with a 10 year quality guarantee
Available in 2 colours (Black and Deep Rose)
In the lovely matte black and gold foil designed box, you also get a storage bag, USB charging cable, a manual and your warranty card. LELO were also lovely enough to send over a full-sized bottle of their Personal Moisturiser (OMG, have you SEEN what their lube looks like! It’s giving Armani perfume vibes) and their Premium Cleaning Spray. Such sleek, clean, expensive looking designs. My solo sex game is looking hella elevated *sips champagne*.
LELO Enigma with USB charger being inserted.
My Experience
For those of us who work in the adult industry, February is all about Valentine’s Day, it’s our Christmas, our Superbowl, our lovestruck chaos. Between holding workshops, creating content, and fulfilling partnerships on top of this never-ending, dickless lockdown, your girl was worn out and tightly wound as hell. Each night I’d plan to test the Enigma and each night I would fall asleep by like 9pm, with good intentions and a bottle of LELO’s Personal Moisturiser on my bedside table as Netflix watched ME. I found a spare moment one afternoon and leapt at the chance to take the Enigma for a ride.
Remember I said it looks like the Sona on crack? Well, what LELO have cleverly done is combine clit vibrator feature of their Sona and the g-spot vibrator feature of their Soraya, to bring you this exquisite pleasure device designed to bless your senses with an earth-shattering blended orgasm.
I gave my new toy a wash in some soapy water (please always wash your new toys before you use them, for the sake of your sexual health), pulled out the delightfully filthy erotica I’d penned for my personal use and slathered myself and the Enigma in Personal Moisturiser. Once my words had sufficiently titillated me, I slipped the toy in, held down the central power button for two seconds and settled in.
It got to work instantly, and when I say it got to WORK, I mean that I had to consciously STOP myself from reaching orgasm too soon. That happened when I tested their Sila, and honestly, I dunno how much of a review that was for you guys, as it lasted less than a minute -a testament to LELO’s products. For the sake of this review, I made a mental note of what I was feeling, as opposed to being swept away by the cascading sonic waves (wordplay!). The clit vibrator, fashioned from the Sona took centre stage, whilst the deep, rumbly, g-spot vibrator inspired by the Soraya played harmoniously in the background. I didn’t expect them to behave so differently. Normally when you have a dual action clit and g-spot vibrator, the internal part is just as aggressive as the external one. The LELO Enigma wasn’t, and to tell you the truth, it absolutely did not need to be. I think that people who don’t enjoy too much heavy stimulation will appreciate that about it, but make no mistake, this does not make the experience or end result any less intense in the slightest. The dual-action sonic massager stimulates your entire clitoris, and that makes holding on to your orgasm a challenge.
I am a huge advocate of setting number 1 on most sex toys -the fool proof, standard, monotonous vibration for the win. I feel like the other settings are there for decoration and some can throw my arousal off -this was not the case for the Enigma. Each setting (which you access by pressing the power button) made the experience more textured and pleasurable. As I ventured through each one, from the fast paced thrums to the lilting ascents and descents, the feeling brewing inside of me threatened to spill over. Once you find the setting and position you like, thanks to Enigma’s ergonomic design, the experience is essentially hands-free. I held it between my thighs to keep it in place. The more the sensations blossomed, the more I found myself moving with it, which only made things more maddening. My equilibrium waved the white flag and I fell, hard and fast. Setting 4…or 5 was a brisk buzz with short pauses between each one. That is the one that did me in.
I think I lasted about a minute and a bit and then I could not take it anymore; the orgasm exploded from me like a cool, iridescent white light emitting from my pores. I was levitating. I was ethereal. Do you know what I’m on about? The ‘earth shattering, toe curling, body jerking, writhing, soundless with your mouth wide open and your eyes wider but unfocused’ kind of orgasm. The definition of mind blowing.
I told you at the beginning of this review that this toy was finna be on some next level s***, and it is. Oh my GOD it is. I laugh when I recall the erratic scrambling I did to switch it off and yank it out so that the orgasm would stop. I forgot which button did what, pressing things for bantz, accidently changing the pattern, intensifying the speed and riling up myself even further, groaning guttural profanities.
I threw it to the end of the bed and collapsed onto my pillow in a deeply satisfied heap. I don’t even remember falling asleep -please remember that this happened mid-afternoon in the middle of Valentines chaos week and in no way should I have fallen asleep, but it was out of my control. LELO, WHEN WILL YOU GET YOUR FOOT OFF OF OUR NECKS? The Enigma is a succubus (a supernatural entity who drains your life force through sex…this is a compliment by the way lol). I was finished.
LELO Enigma, switched on, surrounded by satin and flowers.
Final Thoughts
It’s another winner -are we surprised? No. The Enigma came, it saw (my chaotic climax), it conquered. 5 stars babes. 5 stars all around.
Pros and cons time.
Pros: It’s intense and almost unexpected how good it is, efficient, luxurious, handsfree (a plus for those with limited mobility), it’s pretty, waterproof and quiet.
Cons: I don’t know if this even really counts as a con…trying to turn it off when you are done lol. Nope, that’s just me being basic and excitable. No cons.
I would mention the price, but I’ve done enough LELO reviews now that you guys should expect the luxury brand to come with a luxury price tag. The LELO Enigma comes in at £169 (lol 69…grow up, Scotty). It’s an exceptional product and if you can afford it, I assure you that it is worth your coins…or someone else’s (we love gifts).
That is all from me, m’luv. I love the Enigma and highly recommend it, so if you want to get your bits on one, click here.
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Until next time, take care of yourself and each other.
Love Scotty x
